I found this note while cleaning yesterday. Its written by a teenage Brit during church, apparently on my birthday. I don't know which part I like the best. The whole rant about mom's fingers in kids mouths, which she totally does now!! Or the part where she offers to break the Sabbath at the Marine Room ONLY because its my birthday.
ps. The Marine Room is one of the more expensive restaurants in SD. Gotta give it to her for trying.